For years, there’s been a game I’ve liked to play with myself: What would I do if the apocalypse were to strike right now? It’s a great game for literally any situation or time of day. Buying groceries, watching a movie, trying to fall asleep at night, going to the bathroom — you get the idea. In high school, there were several years where my friends and I were convinced that the best plan would be to live in the rafters of our local Costco and subsist off whatever rollover product hadn’t been picked through by the masses in the early hours of looting. Later, after all the pandemic raiding happened and we realized how terrifying Costco would be in a real apocalypse scenario, we decided we would live in the rafters of our high school auditorium instead.

Silly as it might seem, I still turn

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