You might’ve noticed things look a little different around here. That’s because we’ve got a new writing platform—and I have to admit, after twelve years of typing away on the same setup, this is a big change for lil’ Scooter. But I’m dipping my toe in, and I figured today we’d keep it light and fun.

Let’s talk about Cardinals pitchers who raked.

It’s one of baseball’s rarest joys: when a guy whose job is not to hit suddenly launches one into the seats. Today, we celebrate those blasts—not ranked by distance or drama, but by sheer delight.

🥇 1. Bob Gibson – June 26, 1973 vs. Mets • Why it’s legendary: Gibson’s final career homer came in his age-37 season and was a no-doubter to left. He hit 24 career bombs—most by any Cardinals pitcher.

🥈 Adam Wainwright – May 2, 2016 vs. Phillies

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