WASHINGTON, D.C. - Bowing to public pressure, Donald Trump has agreed to remove a popular mainstay of the Supreme Court nomination process: the swimsuit competition.
"This is long overdue," said law professor Edgar Ford. "It's time to put out the message that judges of all shapes and sizes can rule on Constitutional issues. Not just those who look good in a bikini."
The swimsuit competition has been considered controversial ever since it caused the otherwise-qualified Robert Bork not to get a seat at the Supreme Court in 1987. More recently, the swimsuit competition was why the Republicans wouldn't even consider Barack Obama's nominee Merrick Garland, instead waiting for the election of Donald Trump, whom supporters consider to have a better eye for such things.
It will be a new era sel