I’m a dude who spends his days investing in cryptocurrency and his nights throwing sex toys onto the court at WNBA games , and for the life of me, I can’t figure out why I’m so lonely.

It certainly isn’t my fault. Nothing is my fault. I’m a crypto guy who makes misogynistic jokes about things on the internet and then sometimes carries rubber sex toys into WNBA arenas and throws them onto the court , disrupting the game and risking player injury in order to draw attention to my clever meme coin group, Green Dildo Coin .

Why wouldn’t everyone want to hang out with me, like, literally all the time?

Male loneliness epidemic making me throw sex toys at WNBA games

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