Journalists and social media users were abuzz this week following the vice presidential debate, with people offering fascinating insights into the body language, facial expressions, and other characteristics of the candidates.

The Babylon Bee is here with the most important analysis of all. Though the image of vice presidential candidate J.D. Vance displayed here may seem unsuspecting, further investigation reveals the following list of cleverly disguised signs of toxic masculinity:

He never once apologized to the female moderators for being a man: Typical alpha male behavior.

Note the piercing blue eyes: You know who else had blue eyes? Hitler.

He's not reading from a teleprompter: Showing off that his brain is larger than that of any woman.

A thick, well-manicured beard: He's cl

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