MEMPHIS, TN — According to sources, local dad Trey Marson is historically known by his kids as the most hilarious, fun, smart dad on earth. Unfortunately, he recently announced his son's 14th birthday — marking his transition into a totally lame and boring moron.

"My son is going through puberty, and I am now officially the most 'cringe' person on the entire planet," said Marson. "What on earth happened? I was a superhero just a few days ago!" This statement prompted his son to roll his eyes and say "UGGGHHHH DAAAD seriously you're so lame, please stop!"

Sources confirmed that Mr. Marson's strange transition happened on the exact morning of his son's 14th birthday, although experts are unsure whether that's just a coincidence. "It's possible that Trey Marson has been lame this whole time

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