Mennonite Woman Hires CNN to 'Fact-Check' Her Husband

ANAHEIM, CA

Tired of “his constant BS,” local Mennonite woman, Mary Penner, 75, of Anaheim, decided to submit her husband Pete to a CNN Reality Check.

“I just wasn’t sure that what he was telling me was entirely accurate,” said Mrs. Penner. “Does the Bible really say a woman’s place is in the kitchen? Is it really true he can divorce me if I don’t have dinner on the table by 5:30? I’d also like them to check out if he was at ‘Bible Study’ until 2 am last Friday like he claims he was.”

The CNN team, known for fact-checking electoral claims, was delighted at the opportunity to shed some light on Mr. Penner’s dubious claims.

“Our verdict is that 7 out of 10 statements out of that man’s mouth are ‘false’ or ‘mostly false,”‘ said the CNN Reality Check Team. “The only statements he made that