A WOMAN with progressive social opinions in other areas of life has extremely retrograde views when it comes to straight men, it has emerged.

Lauren Hewitt is a forward-thinking champion of inclusivity and non-offensive language, except when a straight man is involved, when she reverts to tired stereotypes similar in principle to those of a lazy 1970s comedian.

Hewitt said: “Nobody should face prejudice and outdated cultural expectations, except for straight men who are simple creatures. Am I right, ladies?

“All they think about is sex, football and chips. That’s if they’re not droning on about their car. And you can’t take offence at that because I’m in a grey area of being tongue-in-cheek.

“The only thing straight men are good for is taking out the bins and earning enough money to bu

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