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With the utterly baffling release of Mel Gibson’s new pacifist-thriller , physicists around the world are suggesting we now have enough evidence to confirm that the controversial multiverse theory might actually have some validity.

“Mel Gibson, of all people, making a film about a conscientious objector?” said renowned astrophysicist Stephen Hawking. “Seriously? Isn’t this the same guy who starred in the movies and brought us the 3-hour bloodbath ?”

Gibson, who is well-known for his drunken anti-semetic comments and his notoriously bloody films, has come back from a long absence from filmmaking with the true story of Desmond Doss, a Seventh-day Adventist army medic who refuses to bear arms during World World II.

“It looks like an interesting movie,” said Hawking. “But Mel

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