PORTLAND, OR

Portland’s hottest craft brewery Beard Oil Brewing Company is planning to offer customers an amazing new flight of vaccines early in the new year.

“We’ve been working on this plan for a while now,” said BOBC brewmaster Derek. “We’ve got Moderna, Pfizer, Novavax and even that Russian one if you want something really hoppy and intense.”

The vaccine flight will provide customers four three-ounce samples of the latest vaccines and company even lets you mix and match.

“If you’re a vaccine newbie, you might want to try something lighter, but if you’ve already had MRR and the seasonal flu and all that, you’re probably ready for some of our more intense offerings,” said Derek. “We’ve had an mRNA aging in Buffalo Trace whiskey barrels for the past six months!”

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