The Indianapolis Colts have released a team snack that quite literally looks like, well, human feces.

With the 2025 NFL season around the corner, fans who bought tickets to games should familiarize themselves with the wide range of food menus around the league. If you really want to challenge your taste buds and stomach, perhaps the Indianapolis Colts can help.

At Lucas Oil Stadium concession stands, the football team is offering a pretzel in the shape of the Colts’ uniform. The only problem? It legitimately looks like something that you see regularly in a toilet.

(Queue the coffee seen from the second Austin Powers movie)

(Queue the coffee seen from the second Austin Powers movie)

Look, the idea of offering a snack that resembles the team logo is fantastic and all. But did the Co

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