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Former prime minister (and now governor) of Canada, Mark Carney, said he disagreed with the change, but his inherent Canadian politeness prohibited him from putting up a fight. READ MORE 4

While lifejackets may be bought after the plane crashes into the water, the price will rise to $99.99, and purchase will be subject to availability. READ MORE 4

Trump said he expected conditions in the capital and throughout the country to be noticeably better once Congress was shipped out of town. READ MORE 4

Experts are warning Americans that if changes aren’t made so

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