Planned Parenthood Endorses Bloomberg After Learning He Told Pregnant Woman To 'Kill It'

NEW YORK, NY - Planned Parenthood has endorsed Mike Bloomberg for president after learning he encouraged a pregnant woman to "kill it."

The "health care but actually abortion" provider has reportedly been waiting for just the right candidate who would be willing to stand up bravely for women's rights. When Bloomberg came under fire last night for his alleged suggestion that a woman "kill it," Planned Parenthood leadership knew they had found their candidate.

"Mike Bloomberg is a true champion of women's rights," said Planned Parenthood's acting president, Alexis McGill Johnson. "On that debate stage last night, all the other candidates were ripping into him for suggesting a woman should kill the life inside of her, but Bloomberg stood strong in the face of these heartless attacks. He was