When you conjure a mental image of shower sex, it’s probably a bit cinematic. Considering most of us lived through the glory days of rom-com sex scenes, it likely looks like two people thrusting and kissing passionately under a flow of water, hot steam rising out from above the sliding glass door as the camera pans out to the rest of bathroom and its newly-renovated veneer. But I wonder: Has anyone ever actually had good shower sex that’s so perfect and polished?

It’s more likely that real shower sex looks like mascara running down your cheeks, having a ton of fun soaping up your partner, and experiencing intimacy like a real human that can laugh through the messy bits. Because let’s clear something up: Water is not a lubricant, and the architecture of some showers are a cramped accident

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