WASHINGTON, D.C. — Vice President Kamala Harris had a rare moment of candor with the media today about why she's so terrible at talking.

During impromptu questioning while leaving an event, Harris was asked by a reporter about the border crisis. The Vice President replied, "The border is like a line that goes between things, which when you think about it, is like a border. This border then divides one thing from another thing, and that is division, and we should all, I believe, work to overcome division."

When asked what on earth that meant, Ms. Harris replied, "Honestly, I don't know…I was absent from law school the day they taught the whole 'talking like a person' thing." She then proceeded into her usual cackle, which caused thousands of crows to rise out of nearby trees, momentarily

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