LONDON — Authorities announced the arrest of a walking and talking bear with an affinity for marmalade who, they say, asked a Muslim immigrant to be more kind and polite.

"We are not going to tolerate that sort of hate speech and intolerance here in our country," said Inspector Reginald Flitt. "That bear should know better."

According to police, the young bear — found to be named Paddington — was roughly pushed aside by a Muslim immigrant who then proceeded to stab several women. Paddington reportedly gave the Muslim a hard stare and asked him to be more polite and to "please stop killing everyone," much to the shock and dismay of onlookers.

"I can't believe he would just talk to a Muslim like that," said Eleanor Heevley, a local manicurist native to Islington. "You can't just tell some

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