REINFELD, MB

Reverend V.D. Harder was furious with the “arrogant, and presumptuous behaviour” of one of his parishioners this past Sunday who had the “sheer gall” to bring his own Bible to church. Mr. Friesen is thought to be the first person in the history of the church to challenge authority in this way.

“There he was, just waltzing into the building, with a smile on his face and a leather-bound Ryrie Study Bible in his hands,” said Harder. “He even had a highlighter along. How brazen.”

Mr. Friesen claims that he meant no offence to the minister, but thought it “might be nice to read along during the service.”

“What a disgusting attitude,” said Harder. “Who does he think he is? Next thing he’ll be singing along with the choir and asking to teach Sunday School or something.”

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