Real Housewives of Miami star Larsa Pippen is still learning what it means to be a human being, but she’s grasped one essential to the American experience: the art of victimhood. Resident alien, Larsa knows a thing or two about how to make everything about herself, but she’s going up against the master of the craft.

Yes, Lisa Hochstein has had a rough week. No, she doesn’t want to talk about it, so don’t ask. Fine, fine, if you must really know, she had to fly all the way to St. Barth’s to handle some divorce litigation, and if you question that, you’re anti-woman.

Two sides of the same coin, Lisa and Larsa share more than the same face. They’re simply obsessed with the idea of themselves, and they have no capacity for anything outside of that. After a six-episode reprieve, their feud i

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