PORTLAND, OR - A coalition of progressive Bible scholars convened in Portland this week and agreed to add a new fruit of the Spirit to the biblical list in Galatians 5: "wokeness."

According to the resolution, being "woke" is an essential part of being a Christian, and anyone who's not on board with the social agenda and policies of the Left is not exhibiting the proper fruit of the Spirit in their lives.

"The collective fruit of the Spirit is now love, joy, peace, forbearance, kindness, goodness, faithfulness, gentleness, self-control, and being a woke social justice warrior," Episcopal priest Heather Patterson announced at the closing of the conference. "There's simply no way to call yourself a Christian if you don't agree with progressives 100% on how society should handle issues of r

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