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In addition to ordering a comprehensive review of the Smithsonian museums to root out "wokeness," President Donald Trump has reportedly provided the institutions with a list of new items to display instead.

The Babylon Bee has obtained an exclusive copy of the list of artifacts Trump wants preserved and displayed for their historical significance:

The gold Trump statue from CPAC 2021: Every bit as culturally significant as a giant Olmec head.

A rare laserdisc copy of Home Alone 2: Lost in New York : Featuring an extended, director's cut version of Trump's cameo.

A display of the Obama years titled "The Dark Ages": To show how far America has come since its time under Communist rule.

The bullet that pierced his ear: A sacred relic that promises to at

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