REDMOND, OR — A lost afternoon nap threatened to ruin the entire day of local dad Stephen Hearst, who was now clinically fussy, sources said.

The predicament presented itself when Hearst, who was already tired from a late night the night before, had to get up early, and a last-minute logistical problem with his wife and kids precluded him from having his mid-day nap.

"I'm tired,' Hearst, a father of three, said Friday afternoon. "This is my one day off work, and I wanted to sleep through it, BUT NOW MY DAY IS RUINED!"

Insiders said Hearst, who manages a nearby AutoZone, was now decidedly cranky and inconsolable, ever since he lost his chance to nap, and he wanted to make sure everyone knew it.

"Now I'm off my routine," he said. "I was lying on the couch, drifting into a nap, and then S

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