As usual, the vicious right-wing media is dragging another noble, upstanding Democratic politician through the mud with false allegations. It can sometimes be difficult to discern the truth about these great liberal leaders from all the lies of dangerous conspiracy theorists.

Thankfully, The Babylon Bee is here to provide the following list of clear signs Joe Biden is obviously innocent.

He's a good family man who talks to 6 grandchildren every day: That's almost all of them.

He raised an honest, law-abiding American citizen in Hunter Biden: Joe is every bit as innocent as his son.

He is mentally incapable of committing any wrongdoing: Because of dementia.

He was a staunch supporter of jailing all those dangerous black men back in the 1990s: His tough-on-crime track record speaks

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