Our favorite cowgirl cosplayer, remorseless puppy killer, and current DHS Secretary Kristi Noem has found herself a sweet new pad – rent free! – by booting the Coast Guard's top admiral from their traditional residence.

The Washington Post reports that Noem decided her rank as Reichsführer-SS meant she should have the Coast Guard commandant's waterfront mansion at Joint Base Anacostia-Bolling.

Her excuse? Some British tabloid photographers made her feel unsafe by checks story taking pictures outside her building. Oh, the humanity! 10

DHS spokeswoman Tricia McLaughlin went full pearl-clutcher, actually linking to the National Cathedral website while begging for "humanity." <div style="position: absolute; width: 0px; height: 0px; border: 0px; padding: 0px; margin: 0px; overflow: hidden;"

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