STEINBACH, MB

The opening of Steinbach’s first ever “den of iniquity” this week drew quite the crowd of pleasant folks sipping craft beer and appreciating art at The Public Brewhouse and Gallery on Main Street.

“See! This is exactly what I predicted would happen!” said local anti-change campaigner Mr. I.P. Friesen. “Look at all those people having pleasant conversations about art and hops and stuff! Simply outrageous!”

Things got really out of hand when local art lover Diane Klassen gazed contemplatively for a full three minutes at a painting by local artist Oluwatinufe Fola-Bolumole.

“Then she sat down and took a few sips of maple porter! I’ve never seen anything like it in my entire life,” said I.P. Friesen, who was spying on the whole thing from a lawn chair across the street. “I’ve

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