OXFORD — A new peer-reviewed thesis has made a compelling argument that the Apostle Thomas only believed that Jesus Christ had risen from the dead after seeing Jesus's face miraculously appear on his slice of toast one morning.

"It's widely accepted that images of Jesus's face appearing in toast are the most undeniable proofs of the risen Christ one can experience," said Professor Blake Rumsey of the Oxford University Institute of Theological Brotherhood. "We have long held the belief that Thomas — also called "the twin" — was an absolute fanatic about his avocado toast. We now surmise that the risen Lord revealed Himself to Thomas by appearing on the surface of Thomas's toast."

"He was no longer ‘Doubting Thomas' after the toast incident."

While some may argue that this new hypothesis

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