INDIANAPOLIS, IN — Following Angel Reese's recent flagrant foul in the second grudge matchup between the Chicago Sky and the Indiana Fever, a decapitated Caitlin Clark addressed the recent spate of aggression against her by saying that "it's just basketball."

"Chill everyone! It's just a game!" said the stump where Clark's head used to be. "We all get a little carried away sometimes. It's all good."

Fans at the game claim that Reese "took a huge swing at Clark," which "accidentally severed" Clark's head from her shoulders. Nothing daunted, Clark allegedly continued to prove her absolute dominance by draining two free throws "like a total boss lady."

"Yeah, Caitlin's just one of those players who never loses her head even after it has been removed," stated Indiana Fever Head Coach Christ

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