LEAMINGTON, ON

A recent Stats Canada study has revealed that Boomers are no longer the dominant generation and are now outnumbered by Millennials. In order to address this concerning trend, Boomers have begun utilizing several strategies that they believe will help even the score.

“My Tina and I have been having a lot more often since we heard the news,” said Peter Fehr of Leamington. “There’s no reason to believe that just because she’s 71 years old that she’s past her child-bearing years.”

The Fehrs plan to have at least three more children, which they believe will be added to the number of Boomers out there.

“We’re going to start a new baby boom,” said Fehr. “That’ll teach those millennials a thing or two. Plus their taste in music is atrocious.”

The Fehrs have been joined by the W

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