MEDINA, WA - The effort to find a vaccine for the coronavirus reached a milestone today after philanthropist Bill Gates unveiled his brand new "Coronavirus Cure v 2.1.13" to the world. It's now being tested on human beings for the very first time. The first test subject, Ryan Flenderson, is now protected from the coronavirus for all eternity thanks to science and the philanthropic genius Bill Gates.

There is one small side-effect being reported - though experts insist it's nothing to be concerned about. Within a few hours of receiving the new vaccine from Bill Gates, Ryan began loudly singing the praises of Microsoft's new Internet Explorer. "Have you seen this browser!?? So beautiful! So elegant! Fast! Secure! It's everything I've ever wanted in an internet browser!" he said with a glaze

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