Things were pretty good in the Garden of Eden, but then Adam and Eve had to ruin it by eating from the one tree God explicitly told them not to touch. Ugh! Now sin has entered the world and man has fallen from grace — and we didn't even get to try any of that fruit!

Lame!

Here are the worst effects of the fall:

Awkward handshakes: This can be directly traced to a lack of self-confidence as a result of the fall.

Men being unable to find objects in the fridge: The butter has been in the same spot for thirty years!

Women don't walk around naked anymore: Sad. And now you have to set aside money for Nordstrom.

Your wife being mad at you one week a month: What is she mad about this time? Oh yeah--nothing.

Pugs: Why are there pugs? That's right. The curse of sin.

DIY Plumbing: Adam

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