WINKLER, MB
Tired of all the national media attention that Steinbach has been receiving lately, the City of Winkler is seeking to garner some publicity of their own and is consulting the public for ideas.
“We voted to lift our liquor ban, too,” said city councillor Isaac M. Peters, “but did Peter Mansbridge report on it? No. We have basically the same social and religious demographics as Steinbach does, but where are the documentary crews? And like any community, we’ve got crazy people who are more than willing to say stupid stuff to reporters, but do they ask us? No.”
Echoing the jealous sister on the Brady Bunch, Peters continued, “It’s always about Steinbach. Steinbach. Steinbach. Steinbach.”
Because Winkler is a couple thousand people smaller and a few miles further from Winnipeg t