Giddy Alan Brazil heard there was a murder at Ibrox so gruesome that he assumed the great Hercule Poirot must have been investigating. ‌

But bereft Ally McCoist only saw the Keystone Cops fumbling any chance Rangers had of cracking the Champions League . ‌

Agatha Christie's Belgian detective would have had to round up the witnesses who scarpered as soon as Club Brugge delivered the fatal blow just 20 minutes into Gers' playoff round first leg . ‌

They struck three times early on, although were given all the help they could have hoped for from their victims. Danilo's retaliation in the second half was merely superficial and the fear is the attacks won't stop in Belgium next week.

talkSPORT host Brazil couldn't contain his glee as he pumped the Poirot theme in the studio be

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