ARLINGTON, TX — Tricia Sloan, who had previously announced a hard-line boycott against Target, then called off the boycott shortly after her first attempt to shop at her local Walmart.

"After further careful consideration, I've come to the conclusion that I may have acted rashly, and I am willing to give Target another chance," said Mrs. Sloan while standing in the Walmart entrance between a pile of $19.99 bar-b-q grills and a homeless guy sleeping on a display of Dr. Pepper cases stacked in the shape of a pickup truck.

Target spokesperson Glenn Dennis expressed appreciation for Mrs. Sloan's reversal, saying, "We at Target are always grateful for the chance to serve our customers and meet their need for a place where they can shop for quality, stylish, queer, Satanic apparel at a reasona

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