NASHVILLE, TN — Seeking to be fully prepared to capitalize on any potential woke misstep by another major American corporation, Daily Wire CEO Jeremy Boreing is now reportedly setting up shop in a large warehouse full of tires, waiting for Goodyear to say something to cause conservative outrage.

"It's only a matter of time," Boreing said confidently while sitting on an enormous throne made of tires. "These big corporations can't help themselves. Sooner or later, Goodyear will put a trans woman in a commercial and I'll be here to reap the benefits. Jeremy's Tires, baby!"

Following similar successful ventures, including Jeremy's Razors swooping in to meet conservatives' non-woke razor needs and Jeremy's Chocolate as a substitute for Hershey's, Boreing is searching for the next consumer con

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