Women are super awesome and come with so many cool features. We at the Babylon Bee conducted extensive research and consulted with scientific experts to come up with just a few of the many reasons why women are totally great:

They smell nice: Like fruit and spring meadows and something called lavender.

They're soft: And very, very few of them have beards.

They remind you it's your brother's birthday: Studies show this is the only way to remember.

They sometimes wear dresses and it makes them look like a flower: Plus, just look at how pretty her eyes are.

Sometimes you can hold hands with them: Every now and then, they might even agree to go to dinner with you.

They laugh at your jokes and it makes you feel all good and stuff: Even if you're not the slightest bit funny.

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