STAMFORD, CT

In most cases, Mennonite couples are encouraged to work out their differences in private, or perhaps in front of a small group of elders. However, this past week, local farmers Henry and Annie Miller of Lancaster, Pennsylvania became the first Mennonites ever to appear on the wild and crazy Jerry Springer Show.

Springer first spoke with Mrs. Miller, in a long dress and kerchief, who complained at length about her husband Henry.

“He spends more time with the cows than he does with me,” said Mrs. Miller. “I’ve had it up to here with his shenanigans. He comes home from the barn at the ungodly hour of seven or eight pm and then demands that I feed him and rub his feet. But I have needs, too!”

Later in the show, after he had been suitably liquored up backstage, bare-footed Henr

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