MEMPHIS, TN - According to sources, local dad Michael Stoutt is training up his son in the way he should go and teaching him how to be a man. Just as his father before him taught him the ways of chair-stacking at church, Michael is now teaching his son Marcus.

"Son, today I'm going to teach you one of the most important things you will learn as a young man," said Michael Stoutt to his middle school son Marcus. "Today I'm going to show you how to stack chairs."

Michael explained that by stacking up chairs at his church youth group, Marcus could "wow" every girl in his class. "Once they see your strength and finesse, every girl is going to be interested in you. We're gonna practice lifting chairs, stacking chairs, and carrying chairs," continued Mr. Stoutt, explaining the core concepts of

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