It's something that's been debated by Bible scholars since the Earth was created some 6,023 years ago: what will the Mark of the Beast mentioned in the book of Revelation turn out to be? Well, it will no longer be debated, because we found a Calvary Chapel pastor and asked him, and he said it will definitely be one of these 17 things -- unless something happens in the Middle East that changes his mind next week:

Starbucks holiday cup - If you've gotten a peppermint mocha latte this November, it may already be too late for you.

Disney+ subscription - Was it really worth it just to watch The Mandalorian ?

Jamba Juice rewards punch card - When the 7th punch resounds, the Lord shall come again.

Man buns - Followers of the Beast are easy to spot, and gross.

Crocs - These holey abomi

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