Ahh, yes, underwear shopping, every Mennonite man’s biggest fear. Well, fear no more, the Daily Bonnet has created this handy guide that will make underwear shopping as painless as possible. Just follow these step-by-step instructions and you should be good to go with a slick new pair of gitch in no time!

Step 1: Wait until your underwear is on it’s very last thread. Not only does this save money, but it also delays the embarrassing trip to Mark’s Work Wearhouse or Winners to browse the selection for new ones. Better yet, get Martha to patch them for you. This should give you a few extra months.

Step 2: If the underwear is beyond use or repair, head to your local underwear store. Now is the perfect time to go as everyone is wearing masks, so no one will recognize you. Make sure to brin

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