You wake up in the middle of the night to discover a toddler has silently been staring at you for the last hour. Is it your normal child... or is it a demon? Parents have struggled with this question for thousands of years. That's why we've consulted the brightest toddler scientists to answer the age-old question: is your kid demon-possessed or just a typical toddler?
Normal Toddler: Their head spins clockwise like a top as they projectile vomit across the room.
Demon-Possessed: Head spins counterclockwise.
Normal Toddler: Screams in an unintelligible language while writhing on the floor.
Demon-Possessed: Same, but sounds kind of Latin.
Normal Toddler: Levitates when denied screen time.
Demon-Possessed: Levitates when denied chance to watch The View .
Normal Toddler: Masque