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star Lindsey Loewen revealed today in her TikTok debut that she’s actually from Taber (via Cuauhtémoc) and we’ve all been spelling and saying her name wrong the whole time.

“It’s Loe-wen not Lo-han, okay?” said the visibly-distress movie star. “I’ve bit my tongue all these years, but enough is enough. The H is silent and please don’t call me Lindsey, either. It’s Lina, ?”

Loewen plans to record a series of TikTok reels telling her life story from her humble birth on a corn farm just outside of Taber, Alberta to her childhood in northern Mexico, to her catechism classes back in Taber, to her late-teen years in Mexico, to her early twenties once again in Taber and back and forth like this every few months for years.

“I’m surprised I had time to film any movies with all that

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