Every now and then, President Donald Trump holds a press conference that gets extra, well, extra. On Monday morning, Trump assembled the press and his top administration officials to showcase him signing some very Trumpian executive orders against flag burning and cashless bail. Then he took questions from reporters and said so many other weird and wacky and troubling things that we’ve decided to make a quick guide.

. “I’m not a dictator”

Trump suggested his threat to deploy the National Guard to Chicago , against the wishes of Illinois governor JB Pritzker, wasn’t authoritarian at all:

. The open-trunk wasteland of Beverly Hills

. The violence of the carp

Maryland governor Wes Moore called him the “greatest president”

Trump’s “sir” stories work much better when they are about im

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