BALTIMORE, MD — As the Trump administration prepared to make another attempt to send a dangerous foreigner with a criminal record out of the country, news broke that Kilmar Abrego Garcia was allegedly just one away from a free burrito on his deportation punch card.

The native of El Salvador had been the subject of intense media scrutiny after multiple run-ins with the law and repeated deportations and returns to the U.S., with sources now revealing that Abrego Garcia was excited that he was finally nearing the completion of his deportation punch card to score a free burrito.

"It's what all of this has been about from day one," said one insider. "There's been a lot of talk about him being involved in various kinds of criminal schemes and domestic incidents, but the truth is that this all

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