FRISCO, Texas — That persistent banging sound you heard the entirety of the preseason was Brian Schottenheimer beating the drum on just how hellbent he was in keeping his offensive playcalling as vanilla as a cup of Breyer's traditional in the month of August, shrugging off any and all criticism surrounding his decision to not show a single card in his hand before now.
And that was perfectly fine with quarterback Dak Prescott, who was relegated to the sidelines for the entirety of the preseason but who also shared in the value of Schottenheimer's decision.
It all begs the following question, though: what exactly will the Cowboys' offense look like when their Week 1 clash with the Eagles in Philadelphia rolls around?
Exactly how many flavors were the Cowboys hiding in the freezer??
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