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Donald Trump has won re-election, starting the world's eventual descent into darkness, destruction, and despair. With the annihilation of the world as we know it now imminent, many people are wondering how the end will come.

The Babylon Bee conducted extensive research to come up with the following list of the most likely ways Trump will destroy the world:

Deporting all the illegal immigrants to Mexico, throwing the planet off-balance, resulting in a wobble that would cause the Earth to break out of its orbit around the sun and hurtle through the dark void of space: Simple science.

Ending the Department of Education, which experts say is the only thing sustaining human life on Earth: We won't know for sure until it happens because the experts were educated under th

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