Mennonite Heritage Week is upon us. In fact, it’s almost over. But no doubt there will be a few Englisher media publications that will try to write an article or two about us Mennos. And if there’s one thing we know about media depictions of Mennonites, is the great lengths that journalists go to make sure they get the facts straight. So, to aid in the quest for truth, the Daily Bonnet has created this 100% true and verified list of facts and figures about Mennonites. No bullshit here.

The average IQ of a Canadian Mennonite is 161, which puts us on par with noted thinkers such as Matt Damon, Stephen Hawking, and Dude, Where’s My Car? star Ashton Kutcher.

First man in space? A Mennonite. First woman in Parliament? Also a Menno. First successful human to chimp heart transplant? You guess

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