New York City mayoral candidate Zohran Mamdani's viral bench press exhibition has gotten everyone talking about the importance of fitness — no matter what your political affiliation may be. But are there exercises even liberals can do?

The Babylon Bee has put together the following helpful list of exercises that are so easy even liberals can do them:

Gentle downhill stroll: Don't exert yourself too much. Being in good shape is a Nazi dog whistle.

Bench-press 10 lbs.: Do not attempt 135 lbs. REPEAT: Do NOT attempt 135 lbs.

Plank in the middle of the road to block traffic to raise awareness for Palestine: Two birds with one stone.

Mental gymnastics: An intense brain exercise that requires tremendous willpower to disregard all facts and logic.

Screaming alone in your car while fil

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