Taylor Swift has been terrorizing my social media feed ever since the first countdown to her new album announcement began. As a non-vinyl owner, the FOMO is real (not real enough to get a record player).

However, without any of her usual sparkling preamble—and on a Tuesday afternoon of all times, Taylor Swift announced her engagement to Travis Kelce, saying, “Your English teacher and your gym teacher are getting married” in an Instagram post showing the pair in a magical secret garden of her mind while “So High School” plays over everything.

The post quickly gained a record-breaking ten million likes in an hour and Instagram crashed. CNN interrupted something Trump related to break the news. Once Zuckerberg’s robots got social media working again, across all platforms, the memes were

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