Owning a French Bulldog is like living with a little four legged stand up comedian who also happens to snore louder than your uncle after Thanksgiving dinner. These dogs aren’t just pets, they’re eccentric roommates with zero shame. Here are seven quirks every Frenchie owner knows all too well.

1. The Snore Symphony

Forget peaceful silence at night. A French Bulldog’s snores range from gentle purrs to full on chainsaw mode. You’ll wake up wondering if your neighbor is power sawing through the drywall, only to realize it’s your dog, nose deep in a pillow.

2. The Selective Hearing Act

You can call their name 47 times, and they’ll stare at you like you’re speaking ancient Greek. But unwrap a snack three rooms away? Suddenly, their ears work perfectly fine.

3. The Eternal Lap Ownership

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