Owning a Great Dane is like living with a horse that thinks it’s a cat. They’re majestic, goofy, and absolutely unaware of their size. If you’ve got one, you already know these quirks aren’t just quirks — they’re a lifestyle.

1. The Furniture Isn’t Yours Anymore

You might have spent weeks picking out that beautiful sectional, but to your Dane, it’s just a personal throne. Expect to find 150 pounds of dog stretched across three cushions while you balance on the armrest like a forgotten guest.

2. Drool Is a Decorative Accent

Forget minimalism. A Great Dane will redecorate your walls, your pants, and even your ceiling fan with long strings of drool that appear at random. The good news: it dries like glue, so you’ve basically got avant garde art for free.

3. The “Lap Dog” Delusion

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