It’s like we’ve opened some surreal pigskin vortex, a black hole to the 2010 days of Iron Bowl lunacy .

Ohio State and Michigan, everyone, look a whole lot like Alabama and Auburn .

Everywhere you look, the beautiful, fanatical symphony of Southern stupidity that played out on a daily basis between the Tide and Tigers, has eerily shifted to present day Midwest madness.

National championships and allegations of cheating. Larger than life coaches and insufferable fan bases. Win at all cost boosters and high-paid players.

Somewhere in the great gridiron in the sky, the Almighty has given Harvey Updyke a hall pass to watch this lunacy play out. Watch it here: Stream your favorite shows, the biggest blockbusters and more.

A dyed-in-the-houndstooth Alabama fan, Updyke famously sa

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